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Disney land, Paris Hilton, and boob jobs.

Dec. 8th, 2006 | 03:31 pm
location: home sweet home
mood: sick sick

After 13 hours of travel I finally got to California.
And it was good.

The Resort we stayed at was gorgeous. It was right on the Pacific and the weather was perfect.

Disney land was a blast. Pirates of the Caribean was way better then disney worlds. And the Haunted Mansion was a 'Nightmare Before Christmas' theme for the holidays, which was kind of awesome.

The shopping is way better in L.A. then NYC, hands down. I bought some awesome things for myself and sister.
But for the shopping being so awesome, people sure do dress like ass. Basically, they dress in overpriced Delias, which is awful to begin with.

I saw Paris Hilton outside of Kitson, and the way people reacted, you would have thought God made an appearance. In the form of Paris Hilton, a course.

People in L.A. are pretensious assholes. Because they got their money from daddy. Beverly Hills was actually shallower then expected. Everybody really does have bleached blonde hair, a boob job, and an eating disorder.

But I still like California way better then NYC.

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I wish I was this cute!!!

Nov. 29th, 2006 | 10:41 pm
location: CHICAGO

When did it become fashionable to flash ones vagina?

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I may be a judgemental asshole, but...

Nov. 28th, 2006 | 01:40 am

This is a portion of the e-mail my sister sent me today.


...Helen, we're armalas's. We're the black sheep of both the armalas family AND the Snyder family! Don't you get it? Sure, we share the same last name of the nonsters, but we are a unique Armalas breed, the five of us (including Toto, of course). Sure, noone likes us, but that's because we're better than everyone else. And WAY better looking. They all hate us because we are truely the richest and most attractive of all of our relatives. Isn't that a good feeling? Being the richest and most attractive? Holy shit, we're even the smartest. Well, Toto, You and I at least.

Did you see Britney Spears' vagina?

-Margaret:)

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A survey dedicated to Shari Steinmetz.

Nov. 16th, 2006 | 07:51 pm

100 questions
Life:
.:. College: COD
.:. High School: LRHS
.:. Junior High: McClure
.:. Elementary: Forest Hills
.:. Favorite Soda: pop is gross. yes, its pop, not soda.
.:. Favorite weather: chilly and breezy.

Do You:
.:. Like someone: never
.:. Want more piercings: nope
.:. Want a tattoo: never

Last:
.:. Person talked to/texted on the phone?: my mom
.:. Person IMed on-line? I hate instant messanger
.:. Movie watched: Prozac Nation
.:. Blue or red?: red
.:. Spring or Fall?: fall

Random stuff:
.:. Do you speak a different language?: i wish
.:. How old do you act: you decide.
.:. Do you have any pets?: love them.
.:. Mood?: pretty shitty at the moment.


The 4 W's Questions:
Whos in the room with you?: nobody
What was the last thing you ate?: veggie burger
What color pants are you wearing?: jeans.
What is the closest item near you that is blue?: who wrote this?
What are you wearing on your feet?: moccasins
What instant messaging service do you use?: ICHAT
What do you wear more, jeans or shorts?: always jeans
Where is your mom?: upstairs
Where do you sleep?: umm, in my bedroom.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: Ruehl

__Which is Better With The Preferred Sex__
067. Cute or Sexy: are you f-ing serious?
068. Lips or Eyes: eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses: why am i filling this out?
070. Short or Tall: medium
071. Easygoing or serious: either
072. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
073. Muscular or Skinny: i hate too many muscles
074. Sensitive or Loud: whatever
075. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
076. Sweet or Caring: omg, please stop.
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: its all good.

___Have You Ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger: yes
079. Drank Bubbles?: excuse me?
080. Lost glasses/contacts: no
083. Got an X-ray and on what?: my teeth
084. Have You Broken Someones Heart?: this is just awful.
085. Had your heart broken?: so why am i still filling this out?
087. Cried When Someone Died: yes
088. Cried At School and why?: ahuh

___Do You Believe In___
089. God: no
090. Miracles: no
092. Ghosts: no
093. Aliens: not the type on tv, no
094. Magic: no
095. Heaven: no
096. Hell: no
099. Horoscopes: no
100. Who do u love? my dog. and only my dog.

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BABY PANDAS!

Nov. 11th, 2006 | 08:26 pm

So, baby Pandas BASICALLY look like hamsters when they are born.




OMG!!!!

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helen sass turns into helen's ass

Sep. 25th, 2006 | 09:28 pm
location: uh, chicago
music: uh, nothing




So yesterday when my dad was in the kitchen with my dog Toto, (whom was still wearing his fabulous new outfit), my dad said to Toto, "You look so fucking stupid, dog", and I thought "Well, at least he doesnt give it away for free". Then I remembered that he DID give it away for free. Damn, David Sedaris referance!!!



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